- Boy: I'll buy you food.
so I’m giving away
my life.
loljk. I have nothing to give away. I just wanna thank everyone for following and supporting me even if I’m a pain on your dashboard sometimes most of the time.
“I do.”
Take awai.
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, ‘When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?’
Suzy raised her hand and said, ‘I think it’s your hands.’
‘Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?’
Suzy replied: ‘Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.’
‘What a wonderful answer!’, the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, ‘Sister, I think it’s your feet.’
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
‘Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?’
Johnny said: ‘Well, I walked past Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night.
Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
‘Oh God! I’m coming!’
If Dad hadn’t pinned her down, I recon we’d have lost her.”
The nun had to leave the room.
One Direction & Justin Bieber LOL-Cover - Masketta Fall (by maskettafall)
- parents: why are you failing school
- me: check my faq
Kasi tanga lang ang mahuhulog sa’yo.
Define luck!
